Apparently I have an irrational hatred of the Nissan Altima 

"E90M3" (e90m3) 08/20/2017 at 16:12 • Filed to: None

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So I went out in Savannah yesterday with a coworker. Last time we had gone out I got pretty trashed; I think the long island ice teas might have been a bit aggressive. He asked me if I remembered them getting me an uber to go home. I was like nope.

Apparently, my coworker and his friend had ordered me an uber because I was extremely intoxicated. Well, a car shows up and it’s a Nissan Altima. From what I was told, I looked at my friend and was like I can’t believe you got me a fucking Altima. I refused to get in the car and started hating on it. I was like it’s a fucking Altima, I’m not getting in that car, fuck that. Eventually they got me in the car and I had a look of pure betrayal on my face.

I don’t remember any of this, and have no idea where this hatred of Altimas came from. The whole being too intoxicated to order a cab/uber does sound a lot me though. Happened a lot in Russia.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > E90M3 08/20/2017 at 16:20

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I hate the Altima and Maxima for the following reasons
1. Driven by douches in the tri-state area

2. Will cut you off and tailgate you cause they’re very busy

3. Don’t use turn signals

4. Most have badly aimed HIDs

5. Thinks it’s a infiniti but couldn’t afford it at the buy here pay here lot so they constantly weave in traffic to compensate

6. Don’t know what a yield is

7. Tend to ride my bumper at a uphill stop only a few centimeters away from my bumper.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > E90M3 08/20/2017 at 16:21

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Nissan sedan drivers are consistently shitty drivers, so it’s a just hatred.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 08/20/2017 at 16:29

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Stick to beer.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/20/2017 at 16:30

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Nah.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > E90M3 08/20/2017 at 16:48

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Nothing irrational about that. Altimas are pretty awful.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > E90M3 08/20/2017 at 16:51

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Had a 2014 altima rental in 2014 with low miles. Can confirm that your hate is not irrational.

E90M3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 08/20/2017 at 16:54

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True.

E90M3 > Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes 08/20/2017 at 16:57

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I had a Sentra as a rental earlier this year , it was also terrible.